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Had an argument with your mom

apantlessblogger:

and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.

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artisticindulgence:

sweetsandpotatochips:

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emilyisobsessed:

Number one rule guys.


 

NUMBER. ONE. RULE.

I tried to use Alt+Reblog and it sent me to the reblog page

Tumblr wants me to do this specially

I shall obey

Daddy! Daddy! You came to love me!

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

mystinkybutt:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

I kinda did both…

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏.
What I see: ∮₪₮￦￡.
What the nurse sees: Aspirin.

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